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Funny SMS collection
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What do you call a female who never laughs?



"HASINA"

(Category: Funny SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 59)


Phoolon mein gulab achha lagta hai, har chehre par shabab achha lagta hai, aap hamesha naak se chuhe nikalte rahen, hamein aapka yahi andaaz achha lagta hai.

(Category: Funny SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 157)


Mallika went to a swimming pool in a BRA & PANTY.
Guard: Madam here 2 piece costume is not allowed!
Mallika: Kaun sa utaroon?

(Category: Funny SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 127)


Girlfriend ko I love u bolna hai or recharge khatam. Ab kya kare? Mein batata hoon kya karein. Theke pe jao, quarter lo, 4 peg maro or g/f k ghar k bahar khade ho k jor se chilaao I Luv U. Kabootar mehenga pad jaayega. Rum ka Paua ab sirf 10 RS mein.

(Category: Funny SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 250)


Jab tum is duniya se jaoge,
Door kahin ek naya janam paoge,
Is bar galtee se jo hua so hua,
Mujhe yakeen hai agli bar lambi poonch aur 4 taang ke saath aaoge..!!!

(Category: Funny SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 169)


Munna bhai: Agar bina danto ka kutta kate to kya karna chahiye...???

Circuit: simple bhai... Bina sui ka injection lene ka..!!!

(Category: Funny SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 131)


Kabhi hausla bhi azma lena chahiye,
Bure waqt me muskura lena chahiye,
Agar 7ve din bhi khujli na mite to 8ve din naha lena chahiye..!!!

(Category: Funny SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 140)


Dosti karo college wali se, pyar karo office wali se, batein karo pados wali se, ankh ladao sali se, love karo dilvali se, AUR MAR KHAO GHARVALI SE.

(Category: Funny SMS   Language: Hindi   Characters: 148)


What is the height of telling a lie?
A negro telling his girlfriend, "tenu kaala chasma jachda hai, jachda hai gore mukhde te"

(Category: Funny SMS   Language: Punjabi   Characters: 127)


Ik sherni nach rahi si, usnu dekhke thodi door ik chuha vi nach reha si.
Sherni ne puchia ki ho gaya?
Chuha kehnda, "Nachne nu kare mera jee, haye ni tenu nachdi vekh ke".

(Category: Funny SMS   Language: Punjabi   Characters: 174)
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