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Displaying 61 to 66 of 68 SMS. You are on Page No. 11 of total 12 pages

Chuha to haathi tuhadi umar kinni hai...

Chuha to haathi: tuhadi umar kinni hai?
Haathi: 1 Saal, te teri?
Chuha: Umar ta meri v 1 saal hi hai, par saale nashe patte ne mittran di sehat down jehi karti.

Category: Funny SMS   Language: Punjabi   Length: 162 Characters)


Doli wali car dekhke heer ne cheekan...

Doli wali car dekh-ke heer ne cheekan maariyan ne. Kehandi main ta rikshe ch jaun, car ch ta pehlan hi 6 sawarian ne.

Category: Funny SMS   Language: Punjabi   Length: 117 Characters)



Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi ek...

Ek bar baarish ho rahi thi, ek aadmi chatri lekar ja raha tha, chatri ke upar ek keeda aur keedi khade hue thay, keedi hawa se udd gayi. Keeda bola, "Mitran di chatri to udd gayi, ambran te laundi hain udariyan."

Category: Funny SMS   Language: Punjabi   Length: 212 Characters)


Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car Khadke glassi...

Twinkle Twinkle Jatt di car,  
Khadke glassi in the bar,
Punjabi Bhangra te
Chicken Fry,
Always TALLI
never CRY !!!

Category: Funny SMS   Language: Punjabi   Length: 125 Characters)


Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta...

Paani mein whiskey milao ta nasha chadta hai. Paani mein Rum milao to nasha chadta hai. Paani mein brandy milao to nasha chadta hai. Saala paani mein hi kuch gadbad hai.

Category: Funny SMS   Language: Punjabi   Length: 169 Characters)


Mom Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to...

Mom: Tujhe ladka pasand aaya ho to baat agey chalayen. Girl: Ladka to theek hai but mota hai. Mom: TV chahe 14" ka ho ya 29" ka remote 6" ka hi hota hai.

Category: Funny SMS   Language: Punjabi   Length: 154 Characters)


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