U are a...
B. I. T. C. H.
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Horny
r u smiling now?
*YOU BITCH*
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 152)
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON'T WORK AGAIN
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 98)
Hi,
Doing nothing?
Then Make a Place,
4 Me in ur Heart!!
I May come there any time!
Ur's Faithfully,
"HeArT aTtAcK"
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 140)
A study has proved that all fools use their THUMB while reading a SMS.
Now its 2 late dont try 2 change ur finger! Catch another fool!
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 136)
I want U to know that U are very important to me, It's impossible for me to live without U even 4 a second! U r my life & I can feel U everywhere.... DON'T MIND I WAS TALKING ABOUT OXYGEN...
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 190)
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
... THE ZOO ...
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 118)
Fact1: You can not touch your lower lip with your tounge...
Fact2: After reading this, 99/100 idiots would try it..
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 128)
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don't misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 152)
You are equal to sixty james bond!
How??
007 * 60 = 420
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 65)
We've known each other for quite a while now, do u think we can b more than friends? cos i like u very much. will u b my partner 2 rob a bank?
(Category: April Fool SMS Language: English Characters: 142)
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