Feeling bored?
Wondering, what to do?

Open the zip!

Enter your hands in between your zip..

take out your...


book from your bag and study..  

(Category: April Fool SMS   Language: English   Characters: 160)

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U will be a ROSE for all TREES
U will be a SMILE
for all FACES
U will be WATER FALLS for all HILLS
&
U will be a BROHTER
for all CUTE GIRLS .

(Category: April Fool SMS   Language: English   Characters: 153)

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When ur life is in darkness pray 2 God ask him 2 free u 4rm darkness &
after if u pray &ur still in darkness
, pls pay ur
ELECTRICITY BILL  

(Category: April Fool SMS   Language: English   Characters: 146)

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All ways keep your LOVER'S photo in your purse.when ever you are in big trouble see the photo.you will feel that No other problem bigger than this...  

(Category: April Fool SMS   Language: English   Characters: 151)

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I wnt u to b wit me in a nice restaurant 2 hav CandleLight Dinner & say thos 3 sweet word 2 u.Pay The Bill  

(Category: April Fool SMS   Language: English   Characters: 108)

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The time since I have met u, i have realized that a friend like you is worth million dollars...
So, if u dont mind......

Can I sell you?  

(Category: April Fool SMS   Language: English   Characters: 144)

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True love is like an pillow, u can hug when you are in trouble, you can cry when you are in pain & u can embrace when you are happy. So when u need true love spend 100 bucks and buy a pillow.

(Category: April Fool SMS   Language: English   Characters: 191)

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When u feel sad, to cheer up just go to the mirror and say, "damn I am really so cute". U will overcome your sadness. But don't make this a habit.
Coz liars go to hell.  

(Category: April Fool SMS   Language: English   Characters: 172)

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Hey get ready, my marriage is fixed.



Its on 1st of April. Surprised?



Stupid, 1st april is April fool, and u r the 1st person whom I fooled.  

(Category: April Fool SMS   Language: English   Characters: 157)

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If you are in tension,
If nothing seems right,
If u find no way out,
Then just think of me only once,
I will be always there to INCREASE your tensions.

(Category: April Fool SMS   Language: English   Characters: 159)

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