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Santa Banta SMS Message - Santa I have swallowed a kay Doctor..

Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

Category : Santa Banta SMS
Language : English
SMS Length : 166 Characters

Santa Banta SMS

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Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega Tumko.. Whats missing in HRT EA or U..
A lady asked Santa LIPTON di chah.. Santa Sir hun meri salary wada deyo..
Banta ped pe chada to upar baithey.. Santa was caught for speeding and went..
Santa joined NASA After one month the.. Santa ne apne nawen jamme bachche nu..
Santa God if you give me 100.. Santa ke bagiche mein bahut sare ped..
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History teacher asked Santa Name kalidass brother.. Two days of powercut in Delhi had..

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