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Santa Banta SMS Message - Santa I have swallowed a kay Doctor..

Santa: I have swallowed a kay.
Doctor: When?
Santa: 3 months back!
Doctor: What were you doing till now?
Santa: I was using duplicate key, now I have lost it too.

Category : Santa Banta SMS
Language : English
SMS Length : 166 Characters

Santa Banta SMS

Jab dosti ki dastan waqt sunayega Tumko.. Lady to inspector Santa My husband went..
A lady asked Santa LIPTON di chah.. Banta ek sadhu se bola Baba meri..
Santa Sir hun meri salary wada deyo.. I have liked many but loved very..
Teacher I want you to tell me.. Titanic was sinking An englishman asked Santa..
Nurse came out with the newborn kid.. Why did Santa take his pregnant wife..
Santa looking at himself in the mirror.. Santa was inserting dogs tail into pipe..
A sweet girl goes to Bantas shop.. Santa Ghar ka saara keemti samaan chhupa..
Santa opened a petrol pump but not.. Santa to Pappu Wheres Sukhna Lake Pappu..
Q A Man asked Santa Akal badhi.. Teacher to santa where were you born..
Pappu was writing his fathers name on.. Santa joined NASA After one month the..

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