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Funny SMS Message - Always start your day with a lot..


Always start your day with a lot of S E X
S-mile
E-nergy
X-citement
so make SEX a daily habit, & u'll always be SMILING!

Category : Funny SMS
Language : English
SMS Length : 124 Characters


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