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Joke - It's The Truth

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A married man meets a lovely young lady in a local bar. After a few too many drinks they take a cab to her place and have sex, after which he doses off.

At 1:30 a.m. he wakes up in a panic and gets dressed. Not knowing how he is going to explain himself he goes into her bathroom and gets some baby powder and spreads it all over his pants.

When he gets home his wife is waiting and she is furious.

He says, “Honey, I can explain. I know after last time I promised you I would never lie to you again, so here is the truth. I went to have a beer on the way home and met this beautiful young woman. We got drunk, took a cab to her place, had sex, and I fell asleep.”

She looks him up and down and she says, “You lying son of a bitch, you've been playing pool for money again."

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